The menu reflects the wide variety of flora and fauna Tubs has put in his mouth
Starters
Squirrel Leg
Frozen dismembered leg. Served raw with fur and tendons. Preferrable served as human friend is trying to get to work to start their day right.
Mouse a la muerte
Squished mouse probably dropped from a bird. Make sure to leave a little tail hanging from your mouth to delight your human friend.
Earth Worms
Dried in the sun. These morsels are nature’s jerky for a hungry beast.
Rotting Fish Head
Great for that perfect aquatic aroma every owner loves.
Grass Salad
Served with leaves and small twigs.
Rabbit Pellets
Collected from local rabbits these small morsels are apparently an underappreciated delicacy.
Mains
Squirrel
Whole decomposing squirrels served with full human shrieks.
Raccoon
Disemboweled and left to marinate in the sun for days.
Snake
Can be prepared fresh or in a sun-dried crisp. Either preparation is sure to horrify all humans.
Frog
A delightful mouthful of decaying amphibian.
Mix o’ Birds
A collection of random bird pieces scavenged from the Colorado Front Range.
Whole Rabbit
Harvested from a local bush this Oryctolagus cuniculus is best served tail and all.
Desserts
Mud Pie
Just mud- hold the pie.
Surprise Crumble
Bits and pieces of random indistinguishable items.
Pine cone
Apparently you can just eat this?
All items have been scavenged and found decomposing around the Boulder area.
Adventures with Tubs 